Ah Beng is a bus driver; one day got this old folks home 'pao' his bus for a day trip to Pulau Ketam.

Sitting right behind the driver's seat is Grandma Sue and from his rear mirror Ah Beng can see that Grandma Sue is happily munching away..

In the middle of the road trip, Grandma Sue tapped Ah Beng on his shoulder and asked him...

Grandma: 'Ah Beng ah! You want peanuts boh? Grandma treat you eat peanut ai mai?'

Ah Beng: 'Tenkiu ah ma... wa ai!'

Then Ah Beng also happy happy munching peanuts... about 20 minutes down the road, Grandma Sue asked Ah Beng again...

Grandma: 'Ah Beng ah! You want peanuts boh? Grandma treat you eat peanut ai mai?'

Ah Beng: 'Tenkiu ah ma ... ai ai!'

To make the story short, this goes on for a few more times then Ah Beng finally asks Grandma Sue...

Ah Beng: 'Ah ma ah .! ... you dont eat peanuts one meh?'

Grandma: 'No... no eat! Ah ma boh gigi la!'

Ah Beng: 'Aiks! Boh gigi then why ah ma buy peanuts leh?'

Grandma: 'aiya.. ! Just now that 7-11 bo chocolate liao.. so ah ma kena buy this peanut chocolate lor! dun worry Ah ma lick the chocolate around the peanut clean clean then only ah ma give u peanut to eat!'

is about husband...

saw dis from my frens blog..
4 husbands were
> >> sitting at the waiting room in a hospital>
> while waiting
> >> for their wives birth giving.>> Then a nurse
> came
> >> out and told to the first daddy,>
> 'congratulation,
>
> >> you got twins!'.> 'Ohh. Maybe it's
> a
> >> coincident' said the daddy.> 'I am
> working with
> >> the Petronas Twin Towers '.>> Then
> another nurse
> >> came out and told to the second daddy,>
>
> >> 'Congratulation! You have triplets!'>
> >> 'Wooow! This is a coincident too' said the
> >> second> daddy.> 'I am working for 3M
> >> Corporation'>> Another nurse came out
> and told
>
> >> the third daddy.> 'Congratulation! Isteri
> you dapat
> >> kembar empat,'> 'Alhamdulillah! Maybe
> this is
> >> also a coincident'.> 'I kerja di Four
> Season
> >> Hotel!'>> While, the fourth daddy-to-be
> were in
>
> >> uncontrolled worry.> All the 3 daddies asked
> him,>
> >> Why are you seems so worry??'>> He
> answered,
> >> 'I am working with Seven-Eleven! '

GG...

sien la..biggest prob in tat drama is me..noob dao...............cant be expressed in words..=.=
forget dis la forget tat la..walan..
im worst in everything..im good only on daydreaming...memorize le..forget oso..
my role in drama is the easiest(i think) and yet im still the noobest in the group..
i cant fulfill their simple request..zzz....haiz..sry all..

economic test(killer) is on the way finding us.. still, i refused to study..wanna lev it..but don wan to fail..how? any1 can teach me??? i dun wan to die so early..
today..frens ask me to bath early..so tat i can study wont sleep..tot i can reli b so guai..12am sleep..but in the end..4am wake up bak..den cant sleep le..tats y i hav time to spam here==
i reli can bcome owl d..active at nite de.. eat..study(reli!no exam i wont study de)..dota..
hope i lose more dota..get sien of it..

almost 5 jor..wad can i do now? roll on bed?
vy hungry nw ler..sudd think dao cake..zzz..choco again..
hav to control jor..scr next time she dun recognize me..
hmm..hw is she le?
haiz..miss her so..........................................


'-SiaOyongz-'

sleepless night(s)

duno since when i become an owl... nite dowan slp.. find food eat.. find dota play... find work do..find thing to dream.. find dis.. find tat..jz duno find bed to sleep..zzz
until the next day my fren all tot i sick or emo-ing or wadever.. duno me de mayb tot i "sat luin"..
duno y la..brain so active nwadays... jz hope it wont over-heated lor.. i nvr install any fan fro it de..=X mum also always nag me cz always slp late oso...nt i dowan slp de~~!! is my bed not attractive enuf=.=

today(23/9) = sien things today:-
1. attend lecture wif half eye close..i dun reli understand the lecture..so it makes me lagi sleepy==
2. eco lecture..edi nt interested in economics..so.. slp oso lor.. "rest is bcoz wan to walk a longer road" ^^
3. eng lecture..watch animal farm.. the volumn is so low..cant hear wad the animal mumbling inside thr..so..sleep again lorr..

sumore..sry frens for not talking so much today..im not sick, n not thinking too much today..jz.. tired..ytd went to kampung steal chicken..steal until 5am+ oni sleep..but in the end wad oso dint steal dao..so waste la...

lastly..ty for ur kay poh to read my craps =)

'~SiaOyongz~'

sien...+suay..=.=

sudd feel vy sien so come here simply spam words oni nia..sry for wasting ur time^^"

duno y today morning..sleep till like pig..wake up nt bcoz of stupid alarm clock, but is bcoz of dream..but tat alarm clock edi suffering le..ringing 1hour+ oni i wake up ^^
as usual, drive go college..fking dulan those noob hai driver who duno use the car's signal..wan turn jiu turn..make me always almost kiss them..zzz... if reli kiss le i will crush ur signal light wif anyting i can hold off.. "duno use signal go ride bicycle la!" wad the eff!

friday..ntg much happen..but feel like killing a lecturer!! tell us test gt dis n tat..she tell us its goin to be hard..came out de ques is reli so fking hard.. reli sux la..study whole midnite..end up failing oso.. shud hav enjoy my sleeping time.. haiz..duno y so sohai..bcoz of a test paper..dint slp..(1st time for tat sub lehh!)
after tat fking test, all the words came out from our mouth is none other than cursing tat lecturer...all like vy dulan tat paper..~!@#$%^&*()_+ !!!

*sry for vulgar(s)* under 18 must learn..if nt ppl scold u,u oso duno@@"


'~SiaOyongz~'